By The Numbers
The joys of holiday technical support!
| 1 | Number of flawless hard drive replacements on the Dimension 4100 |
| 3 | Trips to Dell’s support site for drivers and manuals |
| 21 | Viruses detected on the old hard drive |
| 15 | Different kinds of viruses |
| >20 | installations of America Online, ranging from the 5.x to the 9.x series. |
| 0 | Ethernet cards installed in the computer |
| ~750 | Doo-wop songs saved from the bit bucket |
| 3,000 songs x 4MB song x 1 Min per MB / 24 hours per day | Someone is either very committed or is finding people to bootleg MP3 cd’s from. |
| About 12 | Off-color pictures saved |
But the most important number is
2: Non-administrator accounts created
Wait! I mean–
2: Happy future in-laws.
Happy holidays, everybody. I have some good posts left this year, so don’t hold this one against me.