By The Numbers
The joys of holiday technical support!
|1||Number of flawless hard drive replacements on the Dimension 4100|
|3||Trips to Dell’s support site for drivers and manuals|
|21||Viruses detected on the old hard drive|
|15||Different kinds of viruses|
|>20||installations of America Online, ranging from the 5.x to the 9.x series.|
|0||Ethernet cards installed in the computer|
|~750||Doo-wop songs saved from the bit bucket|
|3,000 songs x 4MB song x 1 Min per MB / 24 hours per day||Someone is either very committed or is finding people to bootleg MP3 cd’s from.|
|About 12||Off-color pictures saved|
But the most important number is
2: Non-administrator accounts created
Wait! I mean–
2: Happy future in-laws.
Happy holidays, everybody. I have some good posts left this year, so don’t hold this one against me.